Mushrooms are not only misunderstood, but they’re also a great source of humor if these mushroom puns and jokes have anything to prove.

Mushrooms are sold in the produce section, but they’re actually not plants at all. They’re a card-carrying member of the fungi kingdom. But despite being a fungus, they’re actually very healthy for you and are extremely versatile in the kitchen.

If you love mushrooms as much as the next mycologist-in-the-making, here are some hilarious mushroom puns.

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Best Mushroom Puns

  1. Mushrooms are the breakfast of champignons.
  2. I didn’t always like mushrooms, but they’ve finally started to grow on me. 
  3. I’m spored of mushroom puns. Got shroom for new material?
  4. He’s got some questionable morels. 
  5. Let that shiitake go.
  6. Holy shiitake.
  7. Shiitake happens.
  8. I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
  9. Not all who wander are lost; some are just looking for morels.
mushroom puns
  1. Did you hear about the mushroom that had to make a tough choice? He had a morel dilemma. 
  2. No one tells mushrooms anything; they’re always kept in the dark. 
  3. Our local woods are full of mushrooms right now. I’m always tripping on them.
  4. Why are mushrooms so filling? Because once you’ve eaten them, you don’t have mush-room left in your stomach. 
  5. What do mom mushrooms sing to their babies? “Mush little baby, don’t say a word…”
  6. How do mushrooms work from home? They host meetings on Zhroom. 
  7. When do mushrooms retire? When they get too mold.
  8. Why did the mushroom leave her home? It was growing toxic by the day.
  9. What happens when the mushroom’s car breaks down? It gets toad. 
  10. Where do mushrooms hang out at night? The salad bar.
  11. What do you get if a frog eats a mushroom? A toadstool. 
  12. What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? “A shroom with a view, please!”
  13. What type of mushroom goes best with jacket potatoes? Button mushrooms.
  14. What do you call a mushroom that makes music? A de-composer.
  15. What happens when two fungi get married? They become fung-us.
  16. What do mushrooms enjoy eating around a campfire? S’pores.
  17. What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia? A fung-guide to mushrooms. 
  18. Why do mushroom children behave so well? They don’t want to get in truffle.
  19. What do you say to a loud mushroom? “Put a cap on it.”

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